Indiana weather spring storms tornado possibilities god's eye

Well, we got severe thunderstorms, maybe tornado watch or warning or whatever. I do hope all my loved ones will be imploring the great spirit on high to keep his eye on me. I've always wanted to be the only survivor, the one  who praised the parent of the universe for saving me, keeping its eye one me, caring about me, while all around me other, by implication, undeserving souls perish.

If I should perish in the storm we'll know that the great healer and saver didn't receive notification of my change of address, and, in addition, is not infallible.