Saturday, July 12, 2014

Going's On in Indy: How to identify a Jehovah's Witness.

Our area has a dearth of parking spots this week or so because the Jehovah's Witness church down the street is having a convention and the conventioneers are using all the parking spots.
Linda & I were in Shapiro's the other day and she remarked that everyone in there was a Jehovah's Witness.
Me: How can you tell?
Linda: They look just like Pentecostals but dress much better.

They behaved in an unobstreperous* way while we were there. Most wore their hair in a normal fashion.
*Not in a dictionary, but you know what I mean.
However: Black Expo has begun now and according to Linda it is the biggest Black Expo in the US--or maybe the world. I just accept what I am told and do not question our Expo's rank in the world--size wise.
I am hoping for a little more excitement now though. The clothing I saw downtown today is certainly more attractive among the Expo crowd.
Bet you all wish you were here. 

3 comments:

davidly said...

There's a point of intersection between the poor man's Freaknik and Jehovah's Witnesses and that point of intersection is Prince.

alslee said...

Ah, I see your point. That clarifies it all for me.

alslee said...

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