Just found that the underside of my new (bought to replace old bedbug infested chair) desk chair is home to generations, great grandfathers to newborns and in-utero-or-what-ever prospectives living in housing developments and condos like rats in a fallen city, from border to border, in layer after layer, under linings, between connections, aaarrrrgggghhhh!!!!!!!HOWL! I have been policing the bed and couch and chair rigorously and routinely.

Found a bug on my leg while sitting at the computer, two days in a row, and I finally turned the chair over. Bad nightmare uncovered.

Chair on balcony in sun awaiting bagging and disposal after I get some big bags and dismantle it so pieces can be safely transported to the bin out back and not contaminate the hallways. Dammit.

Okay. That's over. Plan in place. Poison ordered. Big bags ordered. Total spray tomorrow or Wednesday after I pick up the spray.

"You get a plan....."